December 2010
102 posts
The joy and wonder of living in TW1...
Tonight I went to the pub in Richmond (point A on the map below). When it came time to go home, you would think I could hop on a bus travelling on the main road, maybe 5 or 6 stops to go the 2 miles to home (point B on the map)…
Alas No!! That would be far too easy. What’s more it would mean being home in about 7 minutes, which would mean I spent far too little time taking in...
Spider-Man The Musical Producer Admits That 60...
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Merry Christmas to all of you cotton-headed ninnymuggins’!
Public Statement on Behalf of Seb
Greetings, and Merry Christmas to you,
As many of you will know, my annual Christmas Tradition is to wake up on Christmas Day and watch ‘Die Hard’, having set everything up on Christmas Eve so that all I need do is wake up, press play on my remote, and open my eyes.
In previous years the ‘festiveness’ of Bruce Willis’ second greatest film (after ‘Hudson...
I don’t know about the price of pomegranates going down, but the price of cheese certainly will after that pitch…
I can’t remember feeling quite so...
Warwick services are shit...
They don’t even have Time Crisis!
There appears to be a chubby Sith Lord singing ‘Perfect Day’ on the Royal Variety Performance….
You don’t see that every day…
Here's a fun one!
Open a Google search page, and type in ‘I like to thi’ and see what Google Instant comes up with as the first suggested search…
I can't wait to drive up north this weekend...
I fear we may end up with a wee bit of snow….
but as long as the wedding doesn’t end like this…
we should be okay
Wow, I’ve just had a personal email from Shawn Henry, the Assistant Director at the FBI!!
I’m slightly scared, but also very excited at the thought of receiving 10.5 MILLION Dollars from the Nigerian Government!
Look, here’s the proof!!
Attention Fund Beneficiary,
This is an official advice from the Federal Bureau Of Investigation Foreign Remittance Telegraphic Dept, It Has...
Reasons to be at work abnormally early*
(*delete as appropriate)
Early morning bowel malfunction
Being thrown out of bed by partner
Shortage of milk in the fridge at home
Attempting to impress
Genuine need to catch up on unfinished work
Add a another reason?
Questions I'd like to ask Colin Farrell - #1
Colin, how is it that someone who looks so very much like a hybrid of a dirty gypsy and a Hollyoaks cast member can become so successful? And what advice do you have for the dirty-gypsy looking one on Hollyoaks?